Funny Wi-Fi Names

February 18, 2025
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Funny Wi-Fi Names

Hilariously Creative Wi-Fi Names

Looking for a fun and unique name for your Wi-Fi network? Entertain yourself (and maybe your neighbors) by choosing from these hysterically funny and creative options!


Movie-Inspired Wi-Fi Names

  • Inigo the Modem
  • Alice in WonderLAN
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Where The Wild Pings Are
  • Routers of the Lost Ark
  • Spiderman’s World Wide Web
  • Marty McWi-Fi
  • Titanic Syncing
  • Bilbo Laggins
  • Yer A Wi-Fi, Harry
  • Luke, I Am Your Wi-Fi
  • Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
  • Connecto Patronum
  • The Matrix Connection
  • Lord of the Pings
  • Jar Jar Linksys

TV-Inspired Wi-Fi Names

  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Go Go Router Rangers
  • America’s Next Top Modem
  • Banana Stand Money
  • Dora the Internet Explorer
  • Dunder Mifflin
  • Winternet is Coming

Music-Inspired Wi-Fi Names

  • Bob DyLAN
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • Panic at the Cisco
  • No More Mister Wi-Fi
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • 99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One
  • Darude LANstorm
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Never Gonna Give You Up
  • Every Day I'm Buffering
  • Chance the Router
  • Keep It On The Download
  • Drop It Like It's Hotspot
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi-Fi

Dad Joke Wi-Fi Names

  • Wi Oh Wi
  • Wi-Finders Keepers
  • No Internet Access

Meme-Inspired Wi-Fi Names

  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi

Food-Inspired Wi-Fi Names

  • Nacho Wi-Fi
  • Taco Wi-Fi Truck
  • Starbucks Wi-Fi
  • New England Clam Router

Smart Wi-Fi Names

  • Occam’s Router
  • Who What When Where Wi-Fi
  • Wi-Fi Art Thou Romeo
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Benjamin FrankLAN

Nostalgic Wi-Fi Names

  • AOL Dial-Up
  • Ye Olde Internet
  • Connecting...
  • I Don’t Miss Dial-Up
  • Loading...

Dirty (But Not Too Dirty) Wi-Fi Names

  • Close Your Bathroom Curtains
  • Can You See Where IP?
  • It Burns When IP
  • Connectile Dysfunction
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • IP Frequently
  • The Creep Next Door

Other Funny Wi-Fi Names

  • Formerly Known as Prints
  • 404 Network Unavailable
  • Password is Password
  • Surveillance Van
  • Network Not Found
  • Rebellious Amish Family
  • SmartToilet8000
  • Please Click for Identity Theft
  • Reserved for Guests I Hate
  • Witness Protection
  • Definitely a Meth Lab
  • Wi-Fi for the Recently Deceased
  • Not A Virus
  • Area 51
  • NSA Listening Post
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • Prohibited Connection
  • Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  • VIRUS.EXE
  • Byte Me
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • The Love Network
  • The Interwebz
  • Binary Bandwidth
  • Wi-Fi Fo Fum
  • Not the Wi-Fi You’re Looking For
  • Gone Phishing
  • I Heard the Neighbor’s Wi-Fi Is Better
  • Printer Only
  • The LAN Down Under
  • Vladimir Routin
  • PorqueFi
  • The LAN of the Free
  • Trojan Virus
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft
  • Extremely Slow Wi-Fi You Don’t Want to Use
  • I Heard the Neighbor’s Wi-Fi Is Better
  • I'm Under Your Bed
  • I Did Your Wi-Fi Last Night
  • Our Internet Is Faster Than Yours
  • I’m Not a Witch, I’m Your Wi-Fi
  • My Neighbors Suck
  • Hey, Get Your Own Wi-Fi
  • Credit Card Hacker
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wi-Fi
  • Go Home Tourists
  • Not The Wi-Fi You’re Looking For
  • Your Curtains
  • Byte Me
  • You Won’t Get Hacked Here
  • We’ve Got the Goods
  • Bob's Unsecured House of Wi-Fi
  • NSFW
  • Winter WonderLAN
  • Alice in WonderLAN
  • Router? I Hardly Know Her
  • The Silence of the LANs
  • Vladimir Computin
  • Lord Of The Pings
  • John Claude LAN Damme
  • Abraham Linksys
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Bilbo Laggins
  • House LANister
  • The Promised LAN
  • LAN-Rover
  • Bob DyLAN
  • Torrent Gump
  • LAN Morrison
  • Life In The Fast LAN
  • Theodore Routervelt
  • Chance the Router
  • Life of Wi-Fi
  • Free Public Wi-Fi (Just don’t forget to password lock it!)
  • Password is password2 (And make sure the password is NOT password2!)
  • No Wi-Fi Connection
  • Trojan Virus
  • Funny Wi-Fi Name
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft
  • This is Not Free Either
  • Network Not Found
  • Connecting...
  • Loading...
  • Setting Up...
  • Rebellious Amish Family
  • It’s on the back of the router (Don't stop them until they start looking for the router!)
  • It Burns When IP
  • No Internet Access
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • IP a Lot
  • I Now Pronounce You Man and Wi-Fi
  • Untrusted Network
  • Definitely Not Wi-Fi
  • It Burns When IP
  • Get Off My LAN!
  • Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  • FBI Surveillance Van #362
  • TellMyWiFiLoveHer
  • Abraham Linksys
  • The Promised LAN
  • Silence of the LANs
  • This LAN is My LAN
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • No Free Wi-Fi For You
  • Password is 1234 (just kidding)
  • It’s a Small World Wide Web
  • Virus.exe
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • LAN Solo
  • NSA Surveillance Van
  • Unprotected CeX
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Routers of Rohan
  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN
  • Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • LANdo Calrissian

With so many options, you're sure to find the perfect Wi-Fi name to make your connection stand out!

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